I said Teddy Roosevelt because he was a Trust Buster. I think big corporations need to be busted up.

Ross Perot because we need a third party in the White House. If he had won America might not be so screwed up now.

Sayatan.

I didn't need a magic wand. My man won. He won. Poor dude won. Which just goes to show a person should be careful what they wish for.

I liked Leapfrog's reasoning. And also Mitch, fake British Accents are cool. Bit I think I will vote Benjamin Franklin cause that dude should have been President.

Course, people that are smart never want to be President so it would take a magic wand to get someone truly smart in the White House as opposed to someone who is extra good at talking out of their ass.

I voted Queen Elizabeth because I pick up more women with my fake British Accent than with my real Southern Redneck drawl.

Why did we have the War with Great Britain???? Why did we want to be free from Great Britain???

Taxation without representation. Yeah. Right. Like my tax dollars are currently being spent the way I want.

And if the American Revolution had never happened, then the American Civil War would never have happened and........................I don't know. But the main thing is if I had a real British Accent I think I would get laid more often.

I voted Napoleon cause I have a thing for short dudes. Well, not short in every way.

I considered sayatan but then I thought about Evilgirl might want to go to the white house with him and I would miss going shopping with her, you know, with her paying.

I considered Nixon cause an old boyfriend used to do a really good Richard Nixon impression.

I considered Obama but well, he is President, and that would just be a waste of magic.

I considered Linoln because he was the first gay President but then I considered he was also a homicidal maniac.

I considered the Pope because I sometimes do like dudes in dresses but then I considered unlike Prince Willy I don't really have a Nazi fetish.

I considered Queen Elizabeth because I do love dressing up as her on Halloween. She is such a cool lady.

But Napoleon is my man. Any guy that can play pocket pool with his hand way up there has to be hung like a horse.

I voted Saytan cause I would like to see Evilgirl as the first friend with benefits to occupy the White House as First Lady.

But, I considered Nixon. Valid points from the future first slut. (I say that with love.)

Also considered Mary Carey cause her porn gives Monster good wood. :-)

I considered myself but I don't want my trust fund made blind and f'ed with and also I hate living on a budget.

I voted Richard Nixon. He saved the country from this type of economic mess in the past and wasn't given credit for it. If the inflation shot up like it did when that nut Bush was in office, Nixon would have been quick to put trade restrictions in place, price and wage controls in place, and raised our nuclear alert status to scare the fucking Arabs shitless.

Nixon had balls. He would not have allowed things to get so fucked.