The Wednesday night show attracted just 5 million viewers, down even from the previous week's low-rated Knight Rider. The night was dominated by an ABC televised interview with Barack and Michelle Obama by O'Donnell's View nemesis Barbara Walters.

What shocks me in this article is that Knight Rider got low ratings. I like that show. It is sexy. It has action. It has great cleavage. It has some witty lines. The women on it are hot.

But anyway, back to Rosie. I say bring back the Variety Show. I think Rosie could be the next Ed Sullivan. Singers, Comics, Elephant Acts, Sexy Vaudville Routines.

Okay, maybe I don't get what Americans like today. I think Oprah and Babababab Walters may be slowly replacing all Americans with Stepford Wives who have no personality.

Come on people, Knight Rider shows some great Cleavage. And you people aren't watching it. What is wrong with you people.