Jokes Every Man Should Know

Here are jokes for business trips, blind dates, and family get-togethers. Here are eight jokes that will make kids laugh and nineteen jokes that are not at all suitable for children. Here are two jokes about gorillas, three jokes about doctors, one joke involving an alligator and oral sex, eight jokes about heaven, and the world's only funny knock-knock joke. Packaged in a sleek hardcover format, Jokes Every Man Should Know has the perfect punch line for every occasion.

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When that dreaded silence happens on a dinner date or boring business meeting; then it is good to know a new joke to tell to help break the tension that silence may be building.

My experience is that it is during those silence periods and I am trying to think of something, anything to say, is when I say the most stupid or improper things.

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Joke:

On a Saturday morning, three boys come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.

Their mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat.

"I'll have some fuckin' French toast, he says The mother is outraged at his crude language. She hits him and sends him upstairs.

When she calms down, she asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves ore fuckin' French toast for me," he says. The mom is livid. She smacks him and sends him away.

Finally, she looks at the youngest son and asks him what he wants for breakfast.

"I don't know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don't want the fuckin' French toast!"

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Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear appears in the clearing about fifty feet away. The bear sees the campers and begins heading toward them.

The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.

The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear."

"I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

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